Wednesday, 29 February 2012

I Only Have One Leg...

“I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG...SO GIVE ME SOME BENEFIT”

I have just been reading about Her Majesty’s Government proposal to implement The Welfare Reform Bill on Her Maj’s subjects. Apparently the new reforms will make it simpler for those genuine cases to be awarded disability allowances and incapacity benefits and other taxpayer sucking handouts. The media via the news papers have shown us examples of those cheating subjects who knowingly receive thousands of £’s in benefits.
Now surely one must obtain a thorough medical examination and a Doctor’s signature for say a bad back, before they qualify for these benefits. I mean that is surely standard commonsense procedure is it not? So how is it possible for subjects of The Queen to carry out such awful fraudulent misdemeanours against their fellow taxpaying err, subjects of The same Queen? Could I George Cargill B.A., obtain thousands of £’s by claiming that I only have one leg?
THEY TAKE EVERY POUND I EARN OFF MY JOB SEEKER’S ALLOWANCE!
In respect of my claim for benefit allowance because I write on a form that I have only one leg, I expect NOT TO HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON. I should be subject to a medical examination by at least my own Doctor before I receive a penny!
BRITAIN
WAKE UP!

3 comments:

  1. It isn't rocket science and surely does not need a Bill to go through Parliament?

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  2. Some people don't have brains... do they get benefits as well? (*he says jokily*)

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